30 Questions with Andy

What is something I always say to you?
Stop it!

What makes me happy?
When I melt your ice cream for you in the microwave.

What makes me sad?
People being mean to other people.

How do I make you laugh?
There's not one answer to that question.  You make me laugh in a million different ways. You can make me laugh in basically any emotion, whether I'm happy, sad, goofy or serious - there's always some way you can make me laugh.

What was I like as a child?
I have no idea what you were like as a child.  Probably shy.

How old am I?
Seriously?  35 years old and 11 days

How tall am I?
Seriously?  In feet and inches? How tall do you THINK you are or how tall are you actually? I'd say 5'6".

What's my favorite thing to do?
Spend time with me.

What do I do when you're not here?
I'd love to know that answer! I'd probably say 7 of the 8 hours I'm gone you watch Gilmore Girls. And the other hour is Ed.

If I become famous what will it be for?
Politics.

What am I good at?
You're good at all kinds of cool tricks.  Cooking for sure.  You're pretty good at honeymoon time.  (I die laughing.)  You're pretty good at chewing some ass.  You're pretty good at watching some SHIT TV.  You're pretty good at making me do all your dirty work.

What am I not good at?
(He gufaws!)  You're not very good at killing bugs.  You're not very good at deciphering lyrics of songs.  Fu&*ing the Bull. Save Control.  (2 major lyrics I've screwed up and he can't help but laugh about.)

What is my job?
Your job? Raising children, keeping house.

What makes you proud of me?
How a person with as little patience as you have can keep sane with putting up with all the children and me.

What is my favorite food?
Mt Dew

What do we do together?
Everything.

How are you and I the same?
We both have the same last name.

If I were a cartoon character who would I be?
Beauty, as in Beauty and the Beast.

How are you and I different?
You have woman parts and I have man parts. (We giggle)

How do you  know I love you?
If you didn't love me you sure as hell wouldn't have stuck around for the last 30 years.

How are you?
Fu*&ing amazing, thanks for asking.

Where is my favorite place to go?
Washington

How old was I when I met you?
Like 13 or 14

When is our anniversary?
May 18

If I could go anywhere where would it be?
Hawaii

Will you rub my feet?
Is this seriously one of the questions? Ha ha ha ha! Yea.

Do you think you could live with me forever?
No, that's not long enough.

How do I annoy you?
It annoys me when you won't tell me what we're having for supper.

What is a phrase I say often?
You know what they say: Rain on the sun, rain on the morrow. (he says it in 'my voice')